WK15 - the Crunchback

Greetings, my select-GM's. Apologies for my statistical reporting delay; I was short on time yesterday and unable to write.

However, my blonde-babe'd secretary was able to take a snapshot of the stats as of Sunday night, so we're good to go. Let's take a look at WK15, shall we? Here are the visuals, courtesy of the stats machine:

After a massive scare last week from Safari, Sitch has been able to instigate a little comeback (crunchback?) with a monstrous week (extra McGuire). He was last week's top bread winner, bringing home 163.60 fantasy points, accumulating well above Burgundy, who was second with 128.65 fantasy points. Safari, after having a devilish WK14, failed to crack 100 fantasy points during WK15, and he's fallen back behind the pace.

"Lion's can't run forever," said Sitch. "But a carbo-loading Asian can! Hazzz!"

With his great WK15 performance, Sitch was able to boost his PPGP by 0.06, bringing his League-leading PPGP to 3.23. Burgundy and Tree Bone are now in second with a 3.09, followed by Safari with 3.06 and Dick with 2.92.

The Rainbow is showing some really interesting stats here. Top-seeded Sitch is doing quite well offensively, despite having a low shot percentage.

Adds McGuire: It's a by-product, Commissioner. Sure, Sitch has got a low shot percentage, but he's crushing the competition in shots on goal. The more shots you take, the more goals you're likely going to score. And shooting alone will get you points over time. So who cares if your shot percentage is down? Just keep shootin', I say!

"That's what she said," said Dick Burns.

And despite average GAA and Save %, Sitch's tending department is holding up.

Adds McGuire: Yes. It's not like he's stopping everything or grabbing shutouts by the fistful (like Safari, who leads the League with nine); he's actually making up for it in Win %. He's got a Win % of almost 64%; pairing that with mediocre GAA and Save % will surely keep you happy.

And finally, the Rank. No changes week-over-week. So, what can we expect going forward, Pierre?

Adds McGuire: Oh, I'm expecting big things from Burgundy. His team has been way behind in games played in both players and goalies. Speculative reports had been going around that Sitch had been trying to entice Burgundy into a trade involving a goalie, but Burgundy never bit. He's ended up picking up free agent Luongo, who could be a potential solution. It's also been reported that Craig Anderson will soon return to action, and Burgundy's been keeping Anderson at bay. I'm expecting a huge run of erectile pleasures!

Oh my, where do you come up with your terminology, Pierre?

Cordially,

The Fucking Randy