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LEGAL NAME: Dickery Burns
AKA: Dick Burns, Team DB
QUALIFICATIONS: 5 years select-GM experience, Morgan Freeman Certified, large phallus, Wildlife Crusader
ABOUT: He's MIA while also being the centre of attention. He's mysterious. He's hung. He's been said to be the most interesting man on the planet. And, he's been said to have some serious doppelgangers floating about. We may never know the full depths of Sir Dickery Burns, but a fortunate number of females surely will.
PERSONAL QUOTE: "Have you met my friend, Siegfried?"
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