Tree Bone

Photo credit: Dave Stewart - Private Collection

LEGAL NAME: Timberly Cartilage

AKA: Tree Bone, Purse Destroyer, Minority Supporter

QUALIFICATIONS: Zero-Fucks-Given Certified

ABOUT: Tree Bone is the ultimate happy-go-lucky select-GM in the League. A free-spirited, energy-positive individual, she brings up the tempo in the Randy Leagues. When she's not busy with managing her team, she can be found dancing the night away, cruising in her bad-ass Mazda or stuffing some cheese and broccoli into a baked potato.

PERSONAL QUOTE: "Am I still in this League?"

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