WK10 was pretty lackluster for the most part, probably because there are more important things to attend to than fantasy hockey this time of year. Sir Fucking Randy's mobile has been very quiet; I've hardly received any correspondence from the select-GM's (save Sitch for the occasional GoodLyfe Body Centre spam).
"It's not spam!" screamed Sitch. "It's a body fulfillment public service announcement which, should you choose to act on, will enhance your --"
Shut the fuck up, Sitch. We've had enough of your damn spamming.
Anyways, it's mostly been lackluster because everyone is more concerned with holiday planning and festivities. I can't complain because I'm the same way. My secretaries, though professional, continuously ask me when and where our staff Christmas Party will take place and whether they should be preparing overnights. If you're lucky, then yes, is what I tell them. These ladies are good at their jobs, but even they sometimes ask for too much testosterone from Sir Fucking Randy. Maybe I'm just getting old.
Even though this past week was lackluster, I will still publish my patented Weekly Statistics Report. I'm deeming it the Tree of Life because Tree Bone was this week's top performer, which is admirable given it was a down week in terms of productivity. Here are the visuals, courtesy of the stats machine:
Sitch still leads in total points, but Tree Bone was this week's top bread winner with 139.50 fantasy points. The average point collection was 117.33. Burgundy was second with 121.45 fantasy points, while Sitch brought up the rear with 104.65. Not a productive week for the leader of the League.
Adds McGuire: He had an off week for sure, Commissioner Randy. He's also played the most games out of all select-GM's as well, but that gap is narrowing as we head into mid-season. Don't be surprised if his lead starts to diminish as other teams pick up more games.
Sitch still leads in overall PPGP, but again, it was Tree Bone who was able to boost her PPGP the most this week; she's now clocking 3.04 PPGP (+0.07 vs. last week).
Adds McGuire: What I'm loving is Safari's trend here. He was all down on himself a mere two weeks ago, thinking his team was an absolute cluster-fuck. However, he's since turned it around and he's got a respectable 3.17 PPGP, just shy of Sitch's 3.19. He's also got games in hand, so it's entirely possible he'll be leading this bunch in the coming weeks.
It's been a few weeks since we've seen any ranking change, which doesn't bode well for me because change and chaos is way easier to report on than static.
Adds McGuire: I'm predicting movement soon, Commissioner. Everyone's PPGP is so close. Teams also start waking up after the holiday break as they begin the push to solidify playoff positions, so I wouldn't be surprised if we see crazy swings in point accumulations.
And finally, the Rainbow. Sitch has a considerable advantage in player PPGP, but otherwise the League is pretty balanced.
Adds McGuire: I have to commend Sitch on leading the player PPGP despite losing Stamkos (his Keeper) who is on the IR. Imagine if he had been healthy and producing at his normal output; I think Sitch would have been a few more points ahead for sure.
Adds McGuire: I have to commend Sitch on leading the player PPGP despite losing Stamkos (his Keeper) who is on the IR. Imagine if he had been healthy and producing at his normal output; I think Sitch would have been a few more points ahead for sure.
"It's unfortunate," said Sitch. "If he only had signed up for COREage, a 6-week GoodLyfe Body Centre plan that focuses on core strength and injury prevention related to --"
You've been warned several times now, Sitch. Don't push your spammer shit on this platform.
Until next time, gentlemen and lady.
- Morpheus Randy
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